Radish for President is not a real campaign. But if it was, I'd still vote for the Radish over Obama

Why This Radish Would Make a Better President than Obama

Last week, we spent time discussing why each of the four remaining candidates would make a better President than the one we have now.  Today, we're going to discuss why this radish would in fact be a better President than the one we have now:



- This radish would not veto a Congressional repeal of Obamacare.

- This radish would not veto a Congressional repeal of Dodd-Frank.

- This radish would not veto a Congressional bill to cut taxes.

- This radish would not veto a Congressional repeal of Obama Era regulations.

- This radish would not veto a Congressional bill to open our domestic oil fields.

- This radish is without question, naturally born in America. I've seen the garden it's from and it's in America.

- This radish will not take a vacation every couple months on the taxpayer's dime.

Is this radish a perfect candidate for President?  Of course not.  For starters, it's only got a two week shelf life.  Secondly, it's not Constitutionally eligible to be President since it hasn't attained the age of 35 years old.  Also it's a radish.  But still, it would be a better President than the one we have now.